June 4, 2010

• Things Learned From Video Games

  - There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

  - If it moves, DESTROY IT!

  - Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

  - One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "bad guys"

  - Make sure you eat all the food lying on the ground

  - You can break things and get away with it

  - You can push other vehicles off of the road and get away with it

  - If someone dies, they disappear.

  - If you get mad enough, you can fight even better

  - You can operate all weapons without training

  - No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again

  - Death is reversible only for you!

  - Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public

  - Whenever big, fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing
  red or yellow

  - You never run out of ammunition, just grenades...

  - All women wear revealing clothing and have great bodies

  - Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.

  - Don't worry if your vehicle crashes and explodes. A new vehicle will
  appear in its place

  - A thousand to one odds against you is NOT a problem.

  

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